AHHH!!!!!!!!! Totally caught me by surprise.

Until the last paragraph, it read EXACTLY like some bad erotica I've read, in content and structure. You might want to brush up on your composition skills to avoid that XD

But the end totally made up for it.

Though if you wanted to, it could -still- become bad erotica.

When I read the title of the post, I immediately completed the slogan in my head, and yet I was still surprised at the end. Good show.