Maybe you should join my secret underground movement to kill Xbox and just buy one, and then subscribe to Gamefly.com.
That would, if I am correct, cost them the $200-300 and then starve them of game money almost entirely.
And besides there ARE some can't-miss titles like Psychonauts which are really original. It's a win-win-lose situation!

A sleek, shiny metal tampon.
2 ft. square. With multi-media applications.
You could train a fetus to play Halo!

Personally, I'm waiting for Nintendo 21, or whatever they are going to call it. It WILL have backwards compatibility, and (so I've heard) a revolutionary control system involving lasers. I dunno, I really think (and hope) that this one will rocka my socks.

Absolutely- but again it's all in the games. Nintendo released a very competitive system in the Gamecube but the fact that it is unable to obtain a comparable quality and amount of media for its system is the reason Nintendo has fallen to last place in console sales.
Then again, lasers are always awesome- but who's going to be the first company to release a console WITH A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD?

Well, that would be... SNES for mouse, Dreamcast for keyboard and mouse. I think some dude named Bill Gates has a whole line of them though...

They actually did make a system that was basically a computer which emulated all the different OSs so that you could play computer games on a very fast computer, but they didn't sell for a number of reasons.

So far nintendo's console is looking to be the sexiest console. Better than xbox360's tampon and ps3's refrigerator appearance. But thats kinda cool if nintendo does some sorta revolution. As long as they dont majorly mess it up, which could easily happen.